10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon