10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.