10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.