10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth