10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth