10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?