10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth