10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword