10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword