10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.