10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez