10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)