10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts