10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.