10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "No river, no fish."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.