10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.