10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.