10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves