10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "All-in, bitches!!!"