10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword