10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Fook the floosh droo!