10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.