10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"