10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.