10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."