10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson