10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for loners.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You have to piss with the dick you have