10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.