10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!