10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"