10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob