10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.