10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.