10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez