10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth