10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.