10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters