10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe