10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• im going to 2 out you to death