10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.