10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.