10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker