10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.