10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.