10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.