10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel