10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.