10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.