10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.