10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.